i got locked in the bathroom for 6 hours because some idiot didn’t check the toilet lever and there wasn’t ANY lever at all.

i’m currently crying because i didn’t cry at all while trying to bash my way OUT of the toilet with a toilet roll holder (metal, because metal bangs wood hard), but now that i think about it, i could have died. i screamed so hard but no one heard.

IM SO ANGRY RIGHT ! because the swedes, they’re so cool they took it so lightly, said they were sorry, offered me another room. i know i have to stand up for my rights, but i’m currently feeling sorry for myself because a) i just landed b) i don’t have a sim card because i missed the opening hours to get my care package from the office c) i haven’t bathed d) my tears and nose snot are all leaking from all the orifices of my face e) my lips are cracking so badly i feel like i’m made of paper.

so i’m just going to stake out the lobby computer, considering that these swedes owe me. hell yea, they really do.

i’m so sad and mad and angry and i just want to sleep now. but bath time first.

edit: bad language has been edited, sorry mummy.